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I could have a very bad impression of the life if
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Mery Rose

" Little Witch Mery Rose. "

You already have heard the words, “I do not believe in the witches?!"

But beware! That she really exists, exists!!!!

Then..... Here we will introduce one of them, the little witch Mery Rose. - One of the most powerful witches of Skies of the worldwide skydiving! - Make your wish! ... and see what will happen! - Start thinking about something that you really want that happens, because it works... Also, a friend of mine said that he wished for a new parachute and his order was carried out in less than 10 minutes, then I thought; valley the penalty to try. I also make a wish. Therefore it is... You do not believe what happened to me!!!.... I made an order to the little witch Mery Rose and the reply was so fast, so fast that I didn’t believe when it happened!... When suddenly!!!... Puff!!!!.... A miracle happened!!!... I died of happiness!

Well!…. now, total concentration!!!! At this accurate moment the little witch Mery Rose will go to grant 1 order to YOU!

The counting makes its order when it is finished!

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****** MAKE A WISH ********

Now, send the Website, www.MeryRose.com, for 10 people in the stated period of 1 hour. If you send, the desire will be become fulfilled. If you not send, the desire will happen in contrast.

Careful!!!... Don’t play with the witches!

"Why Skydiving Is Better Than Men?"

1. Big-Way always is big.
2. You can trust skydiving.
3. Skydiving is safer than sex.
4. Each jump is different from the other.
5. Malfunction? No problem! Cuta-Way!
6. The parachute doesn't rip like a condom.
7. To show how good you are is not private.
8. You don't need to jump if you don't feel like it.
9. You don't have to cry if you don't like your jump.
10. Taking a shower before the jump is not necessary.
11. You can see real paradise from the airplane door exit.
12. A jump doesn't get jealous if you say: "I've had better".
13. Breaking a bone is peanuts compared to being pregnant.
14. You don't have to know how to cook well to be a good skydiver.
15. Women group diving is always more enjoyable than women group therapy.

Mery Rose
FAI – E 611

Please see the translation of my beautiful Poems

“Crazy Skydiver!”

It Doesn’t matter what we make
Neither what we are
We are all crazy
For which we love

May you be a poet
May you be a scientist
If we are all crazy
Let us be skydivers!

The madness gives me life
And my life is jumping
If life does not give me fear
I’ll live to fly… to fly….

If flying is a madness
Then I’ll die insane
Don’t think that I am crazy
Skydivers know how to live!

And if you really want to know
I am truly completely insane
But I LOVE skydiving
It is what I live to do!

MeryRose
September 12, 2002
San Francisco, CA

Alcatraz

I live in top of the hill
Where the sight is great
I live in San Francisco
Just in front Alcatraz!

I climb up the slopes
I climb down the slopes
I really live on the hil
On the other side of Castro!

From here I see the Bay-Bridge
And I almost see the Haight
See all North Beach
And the pretty Golden-Gate!

I see ships islands and a pyramid
Flower’s Street and Cable-Car
All full of tourists
Who comes here to take a walk!

The sight is very pretty
Where I see all the Bay
Bay of great mixtures
Of men women and gays!

As you can see
I have light and a lot of peace
Since I live in Noble Hill
Where life is great!

And in case you’d like to
Come and visit me
I live at Filbert Street
Where you will be at home!

Mery Rose
San Francisco, 05/06/03
California-USA

To live... To fly...

To fly is my life
And the sky is my home
What I want more of the life
If in the life I know to fly!

The sky is my nest
Where alive to fly
In the sky I meet lives
And the life I know to love!

As bird alive the life
And of the flock I know to take care of
With the flock I take the life
Of Living… To fly... To fly....

I have bird friends
Sabiá and Pettená
We are old friends
To live!... To jump!... To fly!...

I flew way!….

Mery Rose
San Francisco, 01/18/04
California – USA

“ Who flies always meet in the flights between yours flock "

Mery Rose
Boituva, SP 04/30/75 - Brazil

“Skydiver has no fear of life he/she lives so much that it flies”.

Mery Rose
Boituva, SP 1983 - Brazil

Skydiving Joke

SkyGod I

The SkyGod, a 16-year-old skydiver, son of Mery Rose, is known as the most famous skydiver from Skydive Mery Rose. Every single day he performs new feats and his jumps are each time, more radical. One day, he jumped from the plane making a lot of pirouettes: front loops, back loops, sitfly, head-down... and pulled out the parachute in very low altitude; 800 feet. Also, he did a hell of navigation, a Hook Turn, and landed on purpose and destroyed the roof of the old lady's house that lives next door to the DZ. The lady was very angry and let loose her fury on the SkyGod. She demanded payment for the destruction of the roof and said, “Look here SkyGod, I know you very well! I will take your mini-parachute and keep it here inside of my bag until your father fixes the roof of my house. Understand?” The SkyGod thought a little bit and said; "Shiiiiiittt!... OK! Grandmother, it is easy! My father is a roofer and in few hours the roof of your house will be brand new!” Later, the SkyGod came back helping a man with the tool box and was soon saying; “Hello, grandmother! Can I have my hot machine back?" He left whistling with his mini-parachute on his back. Two hours later the man came down from the roof and gave the bill to the old lady. Infuriated, she said, "What is this? Why do I have to pay this bill?! You are not the SkyGod's father?" “I am not!...” answered the man, “… and do not tell me that you are not the SkyGod’s grandmother!”

By:
MeryRose

SkyGod II

The DZO Mery Rose, mother of skydiver SkyGod, also known by all as BadBoy, tries hard to teach her son how to learn good manners. One day, the mother of his best friend called Mery Rose at the DZ and said, “Hey! Mery Rose, have you heard of the big news? Yesterday, at the Skydive Mery Rose, my son jumped from the plane without his parachute and your son SkyGod jumped behind him and saved my boy’s life!” Mery Rose was very happy to hear that and thought to herself; "Thank God! My son is a good boy! I already knew that! A mother’s heart never is mistaken!" When the SkyGod got home, Mery Rose kissed her son's face and said, “My dear, you did not tell me what happened yesterday at the DZ! The mother of your best skydiving friend called me and said that you saved her son’s life!" Mery Rose was very enthusiastic! But her son SkyGod did not seem happy when he heard everything! And Mery Rose continued very excited! Bravo! Bravo! My son is a good boy! The SkyGod, embarrassed and with a reddened face, turned to his mother and said, “Calm down, mummy!... Please, calm down!... I really had to save his life because it was me who pushed him from the plane!!!!!”

By:
MeryRose

Skydiving Student

The skydiving student interrupts her instructor and says well sweet: “Excuse me instructor, would you please repeat this part there?... I do not understand the difference between to pull out the parachute and to pull out the littler cord!”

Then the instructor asks: “Do you use "Tampax”?

Real Case

During the II WAG-World Air Games/2001

Placed in the city of Granada,
in Spain, I made a phone call to
my mother, Mimosa, who was in Brazil,
to tell her about the news of the championship.

She asked me if the jumps were happening at the
Airport or at the AeroClub.I answered her that neither one,
nor another. I explaing her that the championship was
at the Air Base of Granada. She answered me very scared and
said surprised: “Mery, my daughter, for the love of God, fly outside
from there. How courage you have to jump of parachute inside of an

Air Base full of grenades?”

Mery Rose

Mery Rose

I see you in the high, in the sky
Slipperier as a majestic plume.
Your parachute floating in the sky
Represents the rose nature.

Seems a wind blowing
Seems the breeze smiling
I underneath looking
Your parachute flying... flying...

When you jump glad contents
Seems a dreamer bird
Is an impressive stroll
Inspiration for a love melody.

When you will be flying
And your body floating
Somebody will be seeing you
Somebody to be waiting to you!

Ceub
Lins, SP 06/01 - Brazil

US-Federal Aviation Administration

US-FAA TEST

The US-Federal Aviation Administration, prepared a very interesting Home Page, unfortunately already disactivated, describing one of more ingenious devices. It searched to test the resistance of the glass of the windshields of aircraft, and consisted of a species of cannon that shot off a dead chicken in the direction of the glass of the airplane under test.

The detonation was accurate, and reproduced the speed with which the bird would reach the airplane in flight. Theoretically, if the windshield resisted the test of impact, then certainly it would support a collision with a bird in real flight.

In the practice, the device functioned perfectly, with hundreds of tests performed here in the California-U.S.A.

The studious Portuguese, who were developing an exclusive aircraft to FAI-Federation Aeronautic International, to be used for launching of parachutists in the next III WAG-World Air Games/2005, had found this Home Page and they became interested in the cannon of chickens, thinking about applying the idea to the windshields of their new airplane “SkyJump”, already in final phase of assembly.

They had contacted the US-FAA, obtained a loaned cannon, and they had started to perform the tests. During the first run, the chicken smashed the frontal glass of the airplane, broke the panel of instruments, smashed the two chairs of the pilot, wounded two flight technicians and flew to the end of the aircraft, sprawling in the back wall, leaving a deep wedge in the metal.

The Portuguese had been completely perplexed with surprising and the violent result. They had registered the scene in details. They had produced digital photos, they had recorded statements of eyewitnesses, they had elaborated technicals documents, and they had sent all the evidence in an archive zipped for the US-FAA by email, asking what they had done wrong.

The American technician studied the received documentation carefully and answered, in a dry and direct email:

"DEFROST THE CHICKEN"

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